Show and tell

We have show and tell on Monday's and Fridays.
Show and tell follows a standard format, and can be quite droll most of the time.

'Good morning everryonne'
'Good morning (name)'
'well, today I'm going to tell you about my....'
It's (insert), it's made out of (insert material, it's generally plastic)
...
'any questions?'
yes (insert name)...

blah blah blah.
I love it when they start asking people for questions, the way they say 'yes (insert name)' just sounds so business like from the mouth of a 5 year old.

Oh, and i forgot to mention that the show and tell has to be based on the topic. I've just managed to change the topic from Farm Animals to healthy eating. Thought we could have a bit of fun with new idea's.

So today we're having show and tell and the boy brings a red apple in a zip lock bag.

'today I'm going to talk about my apple. It's in a plastic bag and it's red'
It sounded like he was talking about a pet or something living, and in front of the whole class I cracked up. Unfortunately the teacher who was listening from the rear missed the joke.
In my mind I was picturing Monday morning with the next 5 students.
'Today I'm going to talk about my banana'
'Today I'm going to talk about my carrot'
'Today I'm going to talk about my grapes'
and so on and so forth until the topic is finished.

Thankfully there's some hilarity at school to make up for the leaking sewerage. Hopefully the men should've come today to fix it. Sarah and I couldn't eat in last night because of the smell. Great for dry reching, but it's not morning sickness, so really, we shouldn't have to go through it morning and evening!!